I Shall Wear Midnight

"beginning today, treat everyone you meet as is they were going to die at midnight." -og mandino
~~~
in cahoots with dontshootthepotatoes

orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

i also like how carlos does not specialise 

he’s just a scientist 

his degree is science his field is science 

science 

(via dontshootthepotatoes)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

wimblywomblys:

Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.

A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.

Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.

It’s a humerus, people.

Hank, we can’t know its name for sure. No one can. This is something we’ll only discover if and when we invent magic machines that can see inside of human bodies, or if parts of human bodies are someday able “survive death” in such a way that it’s possible to examine the bones of a human corpse. Until then, we’ll just have to speculate that it might be a femur.

(via dontshootthepotatoes)

citizen:

it's a bird!

citizen:

it's a plane!

*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

superman:

it's a metaphor

procyonvulpecula:

Flagella are ridiculous but the other kind of hairy protrusion on a cell is even cilia.

(via dontshootthepotatoes)

sonicowls:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

how does that bitch not catch on fire?

Satan isn’t flammable

holocaust cloak

(Source: kisedbyfire, via slothyhela)

confhetti:


she isn’t a smoker, i watched a documentary about the photographer, this is her daughter and she always would take photos of her children and she thought of how out of place yet powerful the cigarette would look in her hands so she took this photo 

Idk how many times I have reblogged this


it’s a metaphor

confhetti:

she isn’t a smoker, i watched a documentary about the photographer, this is her daughter and she always would take photos of her children and she thought of how out of place yet powerful the cigarette would look in her hands so she took this photo 

Idk how many times I have reblogged this

it’s a metaphor

(Source: nikolawashere, via live-life-to-the-loudest-volume)

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

(via ceruleancrystals)

avalooshe:

baconsloth:

prozacmorning:

punch-a-your-buns:

alskgirl:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

my obsession with this still burns

pshh boys

(Source: videohall, via thenahn)


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